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Olerud Offense

An Olerud Offense applies stricto sensu to football but it can be broadened to include a variety of other sports, both real and virtual.

The Olerud Offense was derived from the madcap antics of the baseball great John Olerud. Just as the adjective Olerud implies a zany unpredictability, the Olerud Offense is characterized by its maverick formations and headlong playcalling. The term was coined in the early 1990s during one of Houston's famous living room Tecmo tournaments.

One prominent feature of the Olerud Offense is the flea-flicker; another is the so-called 100-yard-pass play, made most famous in Super Tecmo by QB Eagles.
This guy runs an Olerud Offense so watch the fudge out!!
by Doctor Max August 1, 2012
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olere

The epitome of beauty, or for something or someone to reach the apex of true and utter beauty.
Gazing into the sunset horizon makes one realise how much of an Olere it is.
by Shang-hibros May 3, 2017
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Oweri

The most recent addition to the months of the traditional twelve-month calendar system, Oweri falls between what were previously known as the dates, March twenty-fourth and March thirty-first.

It is not uncommon for Oweri to be celebrated with multiple parades or gift-giving days because of its extremely brief duration--short and sweet, so to speak.

The first Oweri occurred in the year 2005 and has been gaining international renown since. The origin of the name remains shrouded in utter mystery, but it has been suggested that it is simply gibberish.
"Have you ever heard of Oweri?"
-"Nope, but it sounds hella tight!"

"Are you attending the Oweri First Parade this afternoon?"
-"I can't make it today because family is coming into town to exchange presents, but well be able to make it for tomorrow's parade for sure!"
by T-Suggs October 21, 2010
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oweri

It spans from March 24-31 and it is an addtional month that was added to the Caesarian calendar. The date that the month was added are under intense debate, as it has been spotted in at least one history book.

The origin of the month was a pagan celebration, because the pagans did not have a week of fun like Christmas or Hanukkah, and thus created their own celebratory period.
Oweri is the best!!" "I know!!
by Blazer999999999 April 11, 2011
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pet owner

They are unquestionably the most happiest people alive with the purest of souls. They are the only kinds of people that most of us misanthropes don't hate. Pet owners are the epitome of human beings, and are some of the few human beings that deserve to waste our air. They understand the love an animal can bring to somebody, and understand why us pet owners put our pets before ourselves and value animals more than those... creatures... the ones called humans. These types of people aren't the fuckfaces and egotistical jackasses that you meet in your every day life. If you aren't a pet owner, you should become one ASAP. If you hate animals, have somebody kick your ungrateful bitchy ass into oblivion.
"Hey, dude. Are you a pet owner?"

"Nah. Why?"

"Because then you better go become one."
by TheRealMisanthrope March 3, 2016
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house_owner

Probably a sloth that has ear eyes and claims to be a narwhal that loves anime and hatsune miku .
ROSS!
God I wish house_owner was here to watch anime with me , what do you think max and Adam ?
by Trash_panda_13 January 1, 2018
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owlright

Similar to "Alright"; a term used to agree.
Friend 1: Would you like some ice cream?
Friend 2: Owlright, sounds great!
by mkablam January 7, 2010
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