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Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.
Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.
by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010
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Ouija-board management

A style of management whereby the project as a whole is slowly moving in one direction or another, but when asked who is in charge (and by extension who is to blame for the slow progress) all hands come off the board, all progress stops and no one individual is to blame.
When asked how the new project was going Joe replied "With the Ouija-board management going on I am surprised we have accomplished this much"
by Conroe100 September 23, 2017
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doing the ouija board

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.
I get off “doing the ouija board.”
by Amolly March 15, 2020
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020
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Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
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Ouija Boarding

V. Derived from ghosting; refusing to communicate with someone until they contact you first.
"I wanted to see who actually cared about talking to me so I started Ouija Boarding everyone I know."
by Kikipowow November 13, 2025
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National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.
Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?
by spookiespringles June 29, 2023
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