wetter than an otter's pocket

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson

you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay

by thomas gibson whore November 13, 2020

Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket

Your girl when she sees Jared Padalecki.

Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.

by JaredPadaleckiFanBoy June 3, 2021

wetter than an otter's pocket

your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street

p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked

by DasFax123 February 23, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner

Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket

by Whowhoville August 9, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

by Grundalina March 17, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Otter’s pocket are waterproof so when someone exclaims that “<insert noun> is wetter than at otter’s pocket!”, they are are actually saying that it is “no big deal. Move on.”

That new Taylor Swift is wetter than an otter’s pocket. Think I’‘ll pass on that one.

by Motherhunter June 2, 2021

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Your mare when she sees me. I am the ultimate horse chad and no mare can hold the fountain of lube when it sees me and realizes she is about to have a VERY good time with me. Her pussy is soaked and her clitoris jumps, as if she is in heat.

Your mare: *sees me*
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.

by gaygelding March 11, 2021