Charlie Sheen and the Orphans

An excuse used by people who get hurt in stupid ways. When asked, they say that Charlie Sheen was picking on some orphans, and attacked when apprehended.

Carl: how did you say you broke your arm again?
Mark: I told you, I was fighting Charlie Sheen.
Rob: I saw it, but I forgot to put the video on youtube. Charlie Sheen was setting fire to the orphanage, and Mark was like "Dude, not cool," and Charlie went all caps rage and snapped that arm like a twig!
Carl: Charlie Sheen and the Orphans? Cool story bro.

by TanithMot September 24, 2011

greedy fucking orphans

the phrase you say when you land on the donate to orphans space in the game of life

I hate those greedy fucking orphans!

by deeznutz72 March 6, 2016

Orphans

thsi word simply refers to pornography. Used in personal FTPs as the name of the folder containing pornography. The word can also be altered so that an "Orphanarium" is the folder for porn and the "Orphans" are the porn files.

Dude you love your Orphans!
Look at the size of that Orphanarium!
Do you have nothing better to do than collect Orphans!
Is your Orphanarium an all girls one, or boys and girls?
This is the best Orphan i have seen in a while.

by Zam November 30, 2004

organist

Noun.
An individual who believes one sexual organ is better than the other.

"Owen is not sexist because he thinks dick is better than vagina. He's just an organist."

by rebetica November 2, 2017

organist

means one who plays organs. an organplayer. Often used in my family about peolpe who walk funnily. People with such a walk that would make it impossible for them to play the pedals on a church organ

Look at that organist! He must work for the ministry of sillywalks!

by patrick wilder December 21, 2004

Orphans

A slang term for dxm or dextromethorphan (in cough syrup).
Used as a noun.

"Hey dude, you got the orphans?"
"Are you an orphan right now?"
"Been to the orphanage lately?"

by Mamabelles April 22, 2011

Orphanism

Language which is developed and used on the streets by orphans who have not received a formal education.

That big issue seller just used an orphanism on me.

by rolando55 June 11, 2008