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ORLANDO BLOOM 

Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.
Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.

Orlando Bloom 

Oh my god. Too great for words. But I suppose this is way Im expected to run this urban dictionary thing. Well, here goes:

1./Orlando is the most sexiest man I have ever laid my keen eyes on.
2./The type of guy I would kill for.
3./If our paths ever do cross, he must be warmed that I may jump on his yummy body of his and take him home to my liking :

I suppose thats` good enough.
1./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
2./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
3./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom, much.
Orlando Bloom by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

Orlando Bloom 

The most kind, smart, sexy man to ever be alive. He is very sweet and cute. He is mine though, so you must back off. i know everything about him, and have been a fan for years. orlando is a nice man who is misunderstood sometimes and is the hottest man ever. i love orlando!

Orlando Bloom 

He's Like music, he escapes lyrical boundaries, and transcends emotional needs. Plus, he's funkin' HOT!!!
Gabby:"Aye Papi, break me off a piece of that!"
Orlando Bloom:"We've got to save Elizabeth!"
Orlando Bloom by Kitty Stroker April 14, 2008

orlando bloom 

someone you will never be half as talented or good looking as
"your no orlando bloom yerself mate"
"hmmm, he's nice but he's no orlando bloom"
orlando bloom by Megastar11 August 6, 2008

Orlando Bloom 

One of the sexiest Men && i say one beacause Jhonny Depp is THE sexiest! He is not a sissy like people say he is, && if he is then why dont you stupid Cock sucking assholes go do something to him and then lets see who the sissy really is!
Orlando Bloom is the greatest pirate next to Jhonny.
Orlando Bloom by Lover! July 10, 2007