orangutan

This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).

Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.

by thedudebrown87 January 30, 2017

orangutan tits

Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.

I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.

by jc56 August 8, 2006

Orangaboon

A women only your drunk, drunk friend would take home. You know, the friend that will sleep with anything. This girl is so ugly, she has the arms and hairy face of an Orangutan and the slouch and build of a baboon. Good friends should point, laugh and take pictures should they see a buddy preying on one.

Court: Dude, look at what Andy is walking out of the bar with, is that.....

Steve: An Orangaboon!?

Court: Holy shit! Get a camera! Call National Geographic!

by Court W March 9, 2007

orangutan

This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).

Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.

by thedudebrown87 January 30, 2017

Orangutang Dookie Hang

when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.

Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"

by Mister Par Tee May 5, 2010

Orangutan dick

Tell your dad at the table he will thank you

Hey dad orangutan dick

Dad: really oh :)

by Wood cock June 23, 2020

Angry Orangutan

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.

Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.

by santos kid August 26, 2019