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only one can speculate

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject
yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...
by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017
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am I the only one

A pointless phrase that is most often used on the internet.

It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not he or she is the only one, he or she should already know that the answer is "no," yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, "am I the only one" disguises a statement of opinion as a question.

It is also used to convince oneself that one's opinion is a unique, nonconformist take on things and everyone else are sheep (or worse yet, sheeple).
Idiot: Am I the only one who doesn't care about Iron Man 2?

Dude: No, idiot. Everyone else who doesn't care about Iron Man 2 doesn't waste their time looking for discussions on Iron Man 2.
by mynamewastaken April 17, 2010
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Only on Saturdays

The phrase "Only on Saturdays" is said following a gay sentence uddered by one of the boys meaning to only perform or think of said gay thing on Saturdays.
Your Homie: Damn, I'd eat your cake! *winks*
You: Woah Woah Woah, only on Saturdays man!
by YourAverageSaturdayEnjoyer August 20, 2023
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Only good for the spits

The person is only good for performing oral sex
Jimmy: Shawty a treesh she only good for the spits

Tom: Facts
by Leonardo the fifth jr June 28, 2021
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only the brave

only the brave is the 12th track on louis tomlinson’s album “walls”. it is the gayest song out there that doesn’t directly even say anything about being gay. but it’s obviously gay.
what’s your favorite song on walls?”
“only the brave!”
“oh so you’re gay
by gay expert January 31, 2021
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Weed Only Friend

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.
You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009
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I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
by come_on_england October 16, 2008
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