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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
by bt February 27, 2003
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Put The Eyebrows On It

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Originally coined by Frank Zappa. When an artist/producer fully realizes the performance potential of a tune. Also applies to any creative form. When a painter adds elements to add to a piece that takes it good to great. Usually done at the end of the project.
I'm almost done with the production of this song. I just need to put the eyebrows on it.
by Maniac in a Speedo August 9, 2024
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Eyes on the prize dump

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This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.
After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.
by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014
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eyes are on the stars

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Oh humanity, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!
Humans have humble origins, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!
by I, Wreckerrr July 4, 2021
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The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.
CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (:
by Broski23 October 21, 2011
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