jock

an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.

Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.

by Brian Smith November 09, 2004

jock

slang word for a person from Scotland

"that fella is a jock, he's just like Franco Begbie !"

by dog March 08, 2004

jock

A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?

Take you away, from that empty apartment.........

by Blahb May 05, 2005

jock

One that can do well, or not in sports. They tend to be around other jocks, and take showers together aswell. They think they are better than everyone around them, they get the sluts, they go to the parties. After high school, they tend to go nowhere. Now, there are good Athletes, they respect other's standards, nor do they look down upon others, smaller, or weirder.

Example: I'm emo. My cousin plays sports and hangs out with the athletes. We are completely differen't. He doesn't care how I look, he thinks it's kinda cool, but he would never do it, And 'most' of his friends don't care either, they like me for who I am, not what I look like.

Me: Hey, whats up?

Jock: Haha, fag. Go cut yourself.
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Me: Hey, whats up?

True athlete: Nothing really, how are you?

by TheEmoKid June 28, 2006

jocking

1 - copying or stealing someone's style

2 - or flirting with someone

Alisha was jocking off of me by wearing the same shirt I wore the other day

by UrbanMahogany April 26, 2015

jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.

I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!

by Craig June 15, 2004

jock

The dick head who always shows up and ruins your game when you meet a hot chick

Me: ...Yea the operation was hard and I had a 5% chance of survival.
Hot Chick: Oh my god were you scared?!
Jock out of no where: What are you doing with this loser. Lets go for a ride (piece of shit rice burner) bitch.
Hot Chick: Uhh...OK!

by Gatman April 01, 2006