Semen

A man who works on a ship or boat.

Hey captain! I need your semen on my poopdeck right now!

by Dante Sitwell March 21, 2007

semen

The white, sweet-and-sour fluid that shoots from the penis of a man.

Claire M's lover's semen was all over the bed after they were finished that night.

by Claire .B.M. February 29, 2004

Semen

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. Known to have antidepressant exfoliant and antifungal effects. Pretrials suggest 6 months of daily sperm intoxication may actually be a cure for obsessive compulsive disorder. Recently classified by the W.H.O as a superfood and vital nutrition source to be protected and force fed to the pretty and unwilling. Studies show the semen of gingers to be most beneficial to the growth and emotional development of young confused strippers. Maximum effect in these cases is achieved via manual oral extraction, and/or anal inoculation. Young whores on this modality are advised to take at least 5 or 6 treatments a day, crying and contorting their whore bodies to achieve maximum retention.

Warning: Overuse in the vagina may result in reproduction.

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by Daddy77 May 15, 2016

semenate

The act of squirting semen

Man last night I semenated all over my girls stomack

by bmm213 June 28, 2009

Semen

Semen means cement in Indonesia

Also another word for cum.

Person 1: "Did you know that Indonesians call cement semen?"

Person 2: "Lmao"

by secreperson August 1, 2021

semen

the creamy white stuff that when you bend over in the shower it gets shot in your ass

oh boy today james plugged my ass with semen i wont shit for weeks

by Devin Demaine April 22, 2004

semen

Man chowder.

by Galkan Sausage August 16, 2003