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A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."
Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
by PD2 February 12, 2006
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omnologist

A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.
Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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Omnomnocity

Describes the deliciousness of a food. Usually used to describe something so redonkulously tasty that you get a mini-orgasm while eating it.
The omnomnocity of these soft, freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies is through the roof.
by Fergus13 November 3, 2010
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Oneonta

Drinking town with a college problem.

Butt hole of the universe.
And now we have yet another thirsty thursday.

I would have written my paper, but this is Oneonta.
by solobassist January 4, 2008
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omnomnom

1. Eating something very fast or messily
2. Used to describe someone sexy
3. Used to describe making out
4. Basically coined by Cookie Monster
1. "Mmm, cookies." *omnomnom*
2. "Ooh, lookit that yummy guy over there." "Mmm, omnomnom."
3. "It was so gross. They were kissing and it was like, 'OMNOMNOM'"
4. "Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C! OMNOMNOMNOM!"
by LammySees June 23, 2008
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Oneonta

Awesome school, part of the SUNY system. It's nice and fun as long as you don't live on campus. The worst dorm to live in is Blodgett because it is ruled by an evil RD "Niz", who eats babies.

Mystical land ruled by snow and hippies. At least a third of the campus smokes pot, and at least 125% of the campus drinks. Greek life here is either really cool or really lame, and some unrecognized frats are basicaly gangs with greek letters.

Lots of good people, but there's also evil alien demons around who will kill you.There's a mystical creature here called Elmo in the Frat Phi Kappa Psi, which can help show you the answer to enlightenment.

All the town needs is more bars. There's only 20 here, and they only stay open to 1 in the morning on weeknights and 2 on the weekend. We need more party nights instead of just thursday, friday, saturday.
- I totally got wasted in Oneonta, and I woke up dressed like a hippy.
- Residence life in Oneonta works for Satan.
- God was born in Oneonta.
- There are too many talking trees in Oneonta.
by Star Destroyer January 14, 2008
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Carpe Omnious

"seize it all" or " seize all"- latin
hard candy ellen page says "Carpe Omnious" when she's giving a toast
by jessica bones April 29, 2008
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