Sexy Omlette

A collection of friends/loved ones in a cosy situation, possibly writhing around and definitely cuddling. Actual sex optional.

See also Incesty Omlette.

Lets all get on the money rug and have a Sexy Omlette.

by Cicisi January 7, 2014

tokyo omlette

tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.

yum lets get a tokyo omlette oh yeah

by xdementia August 28, 2007

cock omlette

mixing eggs inside another persons mouth with your cock. male or female.

it was a bad idea adding salt to my cock omlette

by mix master 31 November 17, 2009

Persian Omlette

A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest

Behnam gave Euan a Persian omlette

by IranianEgger June 5, 2010

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008

rusty omlette

After performing the act of a Belgian Breakfast, the filthy bitch then shits out the contents of her arse in to a frying pan and the subsequent contents are fried into a rusty omlette.

After Mike made his Belgian Breakfast in Ricci's arse, Ricci felt a bit peckish so he emptied his rectal contents into a pan and cooked up his favourite Rusty Omlette. Yummy!

by Joby 1973 August 14, 2008