The Olsen Twins are, the twins, Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen. They were a pop culture sensation from around 1988-2004. They started working in television, when they shared the role of Michelle Tanner in hit ABC sitcom 'Full House', before they'd even hit their 1st birthday. In their time on 'Full House' they became beloved by audiences who couldn't get enough of Michelle's cute personality, as well as phrases such as "you got it dude". Because of their rise in popularity they began to star in movies together so people could see them interact with one another - titles include 'To Grandmother's House We Go', 'Double, Double, Toil and Trouble' and 'How the West Was Fun'. Even after 'Full House' was cancelled in 1995, the Olsens continued to release movie after movie and between 1998 and 2002 had starred in the 3 TV shows 'Two of a Kind', 'Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action!' and 'So Little Time'. Then after the the release of, their last movie together, 'New York Minute', in 2004, they've both faded away. The Olsen Twins are the ultimate washed up child stars.
Scenario in 1999:
Mum: No, you can't watch 'Two of a Kind'. You know I watch the news at this time.
Sarah: But, mum. I have to watch 'Two of a Kind'. The Olsen Twins are my idols.
Scenario in 2009:
Mum: Hey, did you hear about Ashley Olsen?
Sarah: Who the hell is Ashley Olsen?
Mum: No, you can't watch 'Two of a Kind'. You know I watch the news at this time.
Sarah: But, mum. I have to watch 'Two of a Kind'. The Olsen Twins are my idols.
Scenario in 2009:
Mum: Hey, did you hear about Ashley Olsen?
Sarah: Who the hell is Ashley Olsen?
by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo2 September 01, 2009
The very definition of hotness gone terribly wrong.
What should have been two great looking twins turned into a duo of snaggle tooth trolls that appear to have crawled out of a hobo's ass (and in the process stole his clothing).
Synonymous with poor fashion taste and eating disorders.
What should have been two great looking twins turned into a duo of snaggle tooth trolls that appear to have crawled out of a hobo's ass (and in the process stole his clothing).
Synonymous with poor fashion taste and eating disorders.
Kid: Mom, is that what a bag lady looks like?
Mom: No sweetie pie, thats one of the Olsen Twins.
Kid: Can we throw pennies at her?
Mom: No sweetie pie, thats one of the Olsen Twins.
Kid: Can we throw pennies at her?
by EZ E December 08, 2007
Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.
by Chris January 02, 2005
"Daaaamn, b. I just got smacked square in the Olsen Twins"
"He'd better not, or I'll give him a kick to his Olsen twins"
"He'd better not, or I'll give him a kick to his Olsen twins"
by Blatantperve January 21, 2005
Skany no talent girls that got famous because they're pretty. Or because who ever hired them was on crack.
They dress really though.
They dress really though.
Mary-Kate is so hated that people actaully believe that shes slitting her wrists, anorexic, and a coke addcit all at once.
by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004
Bulimarexia snobs with tons of money who wear fur and drink lattes.
Might be working for the Taliban.
Where do your taxes go? (To them.)
Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.
Might be working for the Taliban.
Where do your taxes go? (To them.)
Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.
by ChewbaccasBitch January 05, 2010