Old Lady Hack

Old Lady Hack - (also called Tonsilith or Tonsil Stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils:

* food particles
* dead white blood cells
* oral bacteria

They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.

Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are old lady hacks.

by SamEureka October 31, 2008

old lady tipping

The practice of tipping over old ladies, similar to cow tipping.

Dude, Sylvia couldn't get her History paper in because she was out old lady tipping again.

by Eva October 13, 2004

Old Lady Syndrome

the state in which older women are in when they reach a point in their life in which every single little thing makes them mad/annoyed. Most commonly seen in the workplace where everything seems to be an inconvenience.

Terri: "Have you talked to Mary lately?"
Jenn: "No, she hasn't talked to me in a while after our little argument, she must be having Old Lady Syndrome".

Terri: "That makes sense, she seems to be bothered by everything lately."

by fsmbeliever July 23, 2021

old lady helmet

hair-doo of old women; usually making it look like the old woman is wearing a helmet of hair.

when old ladies hair gets grey they cut it short and tease it up into an old lady helmet.

by klesk johnson July 8, 2003

Old Lady Face

When a young woman has a face that does not match her correct age, and looks way older.

"That girl totally has old lady face..."

by Honkerzzz69 November 12, 2011

old lady dog

A dog (usually a small breed) that was owned by an old lady and was spoiled because she treated it like a baby. Old lady dogs tend to be very demanding of your attention, and will jump into your lap whenever you sit down. Quite often they hate males, but love females. Can be very sweet if broken of 'granchild-like' expectations. Do not get along well with other animals, and become jealous very easily. May be accustomed to riding in a stroller and being dressed up in cute outfits. They like to bounce and prance around like bunnies in order to get attention. Also, they'll intentionally shake to get your attention.

When my mother brought home another dog, I was surprised to find that he had been an old lady dog.

by Nomad-Putin December 31, 2011

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010