jasmin orlando

a single asf queen. also known as shawty. guys date her for clout. she likes to use terms such as “gucci gang shit” and “periodt shit.” she looks like she could be your grandma and a second grader at the same time. she is hella thicc and will steal your mans.

mattia: jasmin orlando is hawt asf
angel finesse: back of bro she is mine

by 🤡clown🤡 November 9, 2019

Orlando Anderson

The man believed to have been the shooter that killed 2pac in 1996 in Las Vegas in retaliation for the beating he suffered from 2pac/Suge Knight/and their Mob Piru Blood affiliates just hours before 2pac was shot. Anderson was a member of the South Side Compton Crips (rival gang to the Mob Piru Bloods), but denies it in an interview. He was killed on May 29, 1998 during a shootout in Compton.

"Baby Lane did it." - Suge Knight (While talking to Sanyika Shakur during their jail sentence)

by deadsoulja August 13, 2005

orlandria

Is a girl who can be fierce at one time and then sweet at other times. She is an amazing friend but she is a better best friend/sister. She is loved by almost everyone. She is pretty and can make a person laugh out of no where. Orlandria can be ghetto at some times but everyone still like her for her. She doestnt always tell people what she is thinking because she likes to keep her feelings to her self sometimes. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!

There goes orlandria. She is really nice most of the time.

by orlandria March 28, 2015

universal orlando

the best theme park in the world that kicks ASS! they just added the simpsons ride there... and islands of adventure (dont get me started) IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!! i am going there on june 24 2010 and am staying at the hard rock hotel (AAA FOUR DIAMONDS!!!!)

i cant wait to go to universal orlando and ride the new simpsons ride, but i really want to go to the wizarding world of harry potter at islands of adventure!!!!

by magaman10 June 16, 2010

Jasmine Orlando

THICCCCCC queen, she has had more boyfriends and girlfriends than any human being ever! Also, has no neck at all.

Baylee: OMG have you seen Shawdy? Aka Jasmine Orlando? AKA Vanessa?

Sophia: OMG I LOVE THAT THICCCCC QUEEN #thatstheguccigangshit

by ProofSuitQueens February 24, 2020

Orlandos addiction

When youre addicted to liking little children (basically a pedophile)

girl 1: Why is he in jaiL?
girl 2: Its because he has Orlandos addiction
girl 1: what is that?
girl 2: its when you like little children

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss January 11, 2022

Orlando

Orlando is a very sweet and handsome boy who treats his s/o like they're everything to them. Very shy at first but if he's comfortable with you he will joke with you and play with you. He's weird in a good way and is a very true and genuine person. Hes very hot but doesn't know that himself. He won't lie to you he will make sure you know he loves you. if you find an orlando never let go because he's very rare and will treat you like his world.

Me and orlando went out today

Orlando is so cute and sweet

by bagel goldfish :) March 24, 2022