Obesity

Somebody who is over the average weight or overweight

Eduardo is fucking obesity itself he is so overweight, he has to waddle like a fucking penguin

by Xxx tentachode February 23, 2019

Obesity

America

America has an obesity epidemic...

by And i oop i dropped my flasks October 7, 2019

obsesity

Roses are red.
Sugar is sweet.
It's not a disease--you're fat 'cause you eat.

My doctor asked if obsesity ran in my family, but I explained to him it was more of a hustled waddle if anything.

by Wud Geblume July 24, 2006

obesity

The # killer of Americans.

word is self explanatory

by J-Monkey April 18, 2006

Obersty

A verb describing something extremely melancholy and sad. Rooting from Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes, Mistic Valley Band, Monster's of Folk, Etc.)

To be used in situations where you also want to define yourself as sad, yet wanting people to know about it as Conor Oberst does. Usually not to the extent of writing 7 albums worth of potent suicide inducing songs, though possible.

I would go up there and sing, but I simply can't. It would sound too obersty, I would come off like a try hard.

by Yohan Weinerskeet August 1, 2011

Toxic Obesity

1. Using your weight as an excuse for a task/issue where your weight has nothing to do with it

2. Being FAT or OBESE

3. Promoting an unhealthy lifestyle and shaming those who condemn your life choice of being a FATFUCK

4. Opposite of fatphobia, furthermore, the promotion of fatphobia

Karen: " I did not choose to be fat, I just have a slow metabolism" or " I am just big boned/ it is just water weight" or "she is beautiful the way she is"

Mike: "This is Toxic Obesity at its finest, Karen..."

by Poepsla October 14, 2021

taco cat obesity

obesity led by the consumption of a cat inside a taco

OH MY HE JUST GOT TACO CAT OBESITY SYNDROME!

by DUCK FEET LICKED BY HAIRY CAT February 7, 2018