Obedes

the term technically called for a person with both Obesity and Diabetes. One must not have only Obesity or Diabetes in order have the condition of Obedes. Deaths may be caused with this serious problem and many others have contracted various acute disease related issues.

"What if Ben&Jerry's sold ice cream in gallons?"
"Everyone would have Obedes"
"Is that Obesity or Diabetes"
"Both"

by smd420 November 9, 2009

Malicious Obedience

The Modus Operandi adopted by those who work for people convinced of their own infallible decision-making prowess, where one gleefully does what they’re told, even though they know it’s misguided, and waiting for the moment when it all blows up in their supervisor’s face. The precursor to schadenfreude. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Mildred: “I can’t believe the IT Department insists on designing our web site without consulting you, the Graphic Designer, but then expects you to create the lame artwork for it the day before we go live.”
Trev: “I have pledged them my full and complete malicious obedience. It’ll be a disaster, fo’ shizzle.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

obedie

a really really pretty girl that is really nice and an overall awesome girl

That girl maddie, obedie!

by amanning June 11, 2008

b-y-o-bed

thats stupid phrase that is used by that annoying guys wife in the canadian tire commercial for the "bring your own bed".

"It's the new B-Y-O-BED by woods" - stupid guys wife.

by diseased sheep September 6, 2005

obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.

"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"

by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020

obedoquiem

A general lack of understanding

There was an obedoquiem regarding the events of yesteryear.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

obedience training

Obedience training is a term for when a bitch makes you pull out and does not let you cum in and/or on her. Then, one must grab her by the hair and rub her nose in it while smacking her on the head, much like you would a dog that has urinated on the carpet.

Because that slut knew my name and wasn't on the pill, i was forced to take her to obedience training.

by Mr. McPersonality November 11, 2010