Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

Nunchucker

The most gay person ever

Ew that must be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021

jet nunchucks

Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.

Jet nunchucks are very fun :)

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Nunchucking

The art of sexual nunchuck play
When you wrap a pair of nunchucks around you cock and balls and smack ur partners ass while unconsensually fucking them and saying cowabunga

Wow you fucin me with nunchucks and ion wanna be fucked ow and you saying cowabunga you nunchucking

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella February 21, 2025

nunchucks

A euphemism for male gonads. Since nunchakus(aka nunchucks) come in pairs and hurt to get hit with, or in this case, get hit in.

He got kicked in the nunchucks!

by EliKyoshiro April 22, 2018

Nunchucker

Someone who doesn’t know their sexuality.

I can’t tell if i like men or women, i think i’m a nunchucker

by thegoatforlife January 23, 2021

Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion

The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck

by The Blokes May 24, 2020