nifkins bridge

the area of skin between a mans asshole and scrotum

julie licked his nifkins bridge

by phil my bum December 14, 2008

Nifkin

The nifty piece of skin that provides a smooth connection between the pooper and the nut sack.

Ian's nifkin was enjoyed by the man that he met on thursday night after a forty of Ole' E.

by looooddd March 11, 2003

Nuffink

Another word for 'nothing'.
Used by girls who wear PVC clothing,
failed english at school and think deely-boppers are funny.
People that pronounce the word like this usually have a strong irritating accent, hence why they lack the capability of saying the damn word properly.

Cassandra:"So what are you going to do this weekend?"

Pearl:"I'm gonna do nuffink"

OR

Cassandra:"Pearl, did you steal the contents of my stationary drawer?"

Pearl:"Naw! I didn't do nuffink!"

by Samantha1357 April 30, 2006

nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

nucking futs

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

by anonymous guest March 3, 2008

Nuffin

What you get when you're finished with a muffin; the absence of a muffin

Jeff: Hey, got any muffins?
Shan: Nope, I got nuffin

by Dark Stom November 16, 2009

nucking+futs

The F Word's F and the Nuts N are switched, thus creating Nucking Futs. Slang for uncensored word.

The new catch phrase "Nucking Futs!" That guy's crotch got hit! THATS NUCKING FUTS!

by LiquidDragon September 27, 2003