nude seller

A savage who puts everything on the line to feed his family by selling nudes this person is too cool to get an actual job and therefore has an higher IQ than the average human.

"Yo i just got a job at Walmart because im too much of a pussy to sell nudes."
"This nude seller just bought a mansion because his cock is huge."

by Smellyasshole123 February 21, 2018

Nude screen

When ur phone freezes on you giving or receiving a nude and a family member walks in on you.

I got grounded cause my mom caught me with nude screen.

by The #1 Beaner August 31, 2016

nude streak

Is when you send nudes to each for the bants

Dylan has a big dick said one girl called Maddy and Jade said I know I have seen his nude streak

by Bigboblikeslights March 1, 2017

nude swings

When someone demands you send them nudes but they won't send any themselves.

“Bro, I just got asked for nudes by Samantha but she just nude swings me.”

“Dude, Samantha didn’t send back nudes? That is so low brow.”

“I know, right? DX”

by sushiyeetboi March 10, 2018

NUDE SCREENER

A person you send nudes with no intention of fucking

A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body

"Hey will you screen my nudes?"
"Yeah man, I'll be your NUDE SCREENER, send em over."

by Blinko345 April 1, 2019

nude syndrome

The person with this disease needs nudes from partner or the will die

Babe the doctor said I have Nude syndrome!
Ok, I’ll send some and videos right now.

Thank you are a life saver. I love you!

by Dr. G Johnson October 24, 2019

Nude-O-Scope

A type of machine (no longer being) used by TSA to scan a person's body for dangerous weapons. When used, the monitor will show a nude image of that person.

Brook was in total disgrace, because she got selected for screening by a Nude-O-Scope at the airport today.

by thebear424 June 21, 2017