Noof

The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

“What the hell was that Eric?”
“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”
“What the fuck is a noof?”
“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,

I just ripped a nasty noof.

by Chris L. August 1, 2018

Noof

News (or any bit of info) delivered by a goof.

While the channel's viewers took the other news anchors seriously, they mocked the weatherman and his daily noof.

by Fresh Noofs May 21, 2016

Noof

A penis fart.

Why did you noof in my face?

by Ty+Ky June 4, 2009

Noof

A derogatory synonym for the word retard, see also: downy

"Look at that guy there, he's acting like such a noof."

by Calco1 May 3, 2010

Noof

n.A dick fart; a male queef; the release of gas pressure built up in a penis, usually after sex.

v.The act of dick farting.

past: noofed
present: noof
progressive: noofing

John sat down on the toilet after having long strenuous sex and let out a noof.

or

Dude1: "Dude, did your dick just fart."
Dude2: "Yeah I noofed, no big deal."

or

A man grabs his crotch and covers it up as he let a noof squeeze out.

by Robust-a-nut January 18, 2009

Noof Naff

A retarded person, or some-one who acts retarded for no reason

*drops fork*
"god your such a noof naff"

by >>GoZoe<< March 9, 2010

Shammy in a Noof

A phrase to describe what happens when a penis enters the vagina

I put the Shammy in a Noof.

by Goldeeennn June 12, 2019