Noof

The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

“What the hell was that Eric?”
“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”
“What the fuck is a noof?”
“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,
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Noof

News (or any bit of info) delivered by a goof.
While the channel's viewers took the other news anchors seriously, they mocked the weatherman and his daily noof.
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by Ty+Ky June 05, 2009
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Noof

A derogatory synonym for the word retard, see also: downy
"Look at that guy there, he's acting like such a noof."
by Calco1 May 04, 2010
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Noof

n.A dick fart; a male queef; the release of gas pressure built up in a penis, usually after sex.

v.The act of dick farting.

past: noofed
present: noof
progressive: noofing
John sat down on the toilet after having long strenuous sex and let out a noof.

or

Dude1: "Dude, did your dick just fart."
Dude2: "Yeah I noofed, no big deal."

or

A man grabs his crotch and covers it up as he let a noof squeeze out.
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Noof Naff

A retarded person, or some-one who acts retarded for no reason
*drops fork*
"god your such a noof naff"
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Shammy in a Noof

A phrase to describe what happens when a penis enters the vagina
I put the Shammy in a Noof.
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