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A boy who doesn't use a condom when he has sex and ends up with a kid at a young age.
"Yo Pat, I had sex with that chick yesterday!"
Friend, "Nice! Did you use a condom?"
"No..."
Friend, "You noglet!"

9 months later
"Yo...I have a kid."
Friend, "Told you, you're a stupid noglet."
Noglet by Gyle117 January 8, 2014
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ADJ:to burn down the forest while lighting a remote controlled car on fire.
hey, dont pull a nolet while camping!

Noiletpaper

1. When there is a lack of toliet paper in a restroom area when you are in desperate need of some.

2. A word you yell when you are in a stall after you've used the toilet and you just notice that there is no toilet paper.
"Hey, there is noiletpaper in this stall. Can you pass me some?"

"NOILETPAPER, NOILETPAPER!"
Noiletpaper by Jaidee June 19, 2006
Often following the word "twonk" for more extreme effect. Uk-HipHop termanology
"Yo, you heard that new necro beat?"

"no, and i dont want to, hes a bastard cockmunching twonk noblet"
noblet by Jj Leary January 31, 2005

NoizeTrauma

expressing that the thing you are about to say is something you never want to hear.
NoizeTrauma: What are you doing with your right hand?
NoizeTrauma by Vague Rant December 8, 2003
Nomlets (noun): little nom creatures. venture around the world looking for yummy (or "nommy") food. when they find it. they will nomnomnom thir way through it until it isa ll gone :)

Lozz's & Shpam's Word ¢¾
The Nomlets are better than you, and enjoy great food.
Nomlets by Lozz & Shpam January 28, 2008