A girl you can't take your eye off of. She does have a scary side to her where she will beat the shit out of you, but if you're on her good side she treats you very good. She has luscious lips and chinky eyes, with a forehead the size of Antarctica, but her facial features all come to a perfect balance creating the most beautiful human being. She tends to speak her mind whenever something is bothering her and will shut down anyone who disrespects her. She is all for showing skin because of her perfectly proportioned body. She is a bit self conscious but nonetheless shows off her body like there is no tomorrow. She loves the color purple and likes pizza but never eats it. She tends to fall in love with boys named Justin.
by Juemi505 August 13, 2018

Not to be confused with Naomi which is pronounced “Nay-Oh-Me”
Noemi is pronounced “No-Ehm-Me”
But both names can simply be called “No-Me” if the a or e are silent
Noemi is pronounced “No-Ehm-Me”
But both names can simply be called “No-Me” if the a or e are silent
by Polite Enough January 22, 2019

Noemie is literally the best person ever she is always so kind and caring with everyone . She would never tell your secrets to anyone . She has the most gorgeous face with this little nose and these beautiful eyes . She will always make you laugh even when your sad she will be happy for both of you . She is so fun and friendly but shy at the same time . And when she is trying to make up to you how cuteeeee she is . Noemie is literally like THE person yo have in your life because she will always support and care about you even if you are enemy .
Random person : Omg noemie is so cool look she made me this super cute Bob !
Boy 1 : guys I think I love noemie she is so cute and intelligent and kind like who wouldn’t be in love in her !
Boy 2 : bro your so right like she really is the best
Boy 1 : guys I think I love noemie she is so cute and intelligent and kind like who wouldn’t be in love in her !
Boy 2 : bro your so right like she really is the best
by Rawwr 🦖 November 22, 2021

Andrew: Yo, that cradle-snatching woman has been holding that secret in her belly button for up to 5 months
Mikey: True, she's such a Noemie
Mikey: True, she's such a Noemie
by calf_lover_69 June 6, 2015

The name that a cult in the Philippines chose for the Child Jesus. This has turned into a meme by religious millennials in the Philippines.
Huhulihin ka ni Señor Noemi
by RunDumbStuff June 3, 2018

by Realnigga.mp7 June 2, 2020

Dosent understand brackets. Points alot. Forgets friends names. Dosent know the word blasphemy. Reads aloud. Likes watching turtle porn because it's funny. Cant pronounce frudelent and malicious. Eats alot of salads. Drinks too much tea. Loves raisins. Tea smells like pickle juice. Hates carrots. Got sick from eating dumpster pizza. Has boyfriend. Is going to fail Pidds quiz. Isnt studying. Dosent like it when people talk about her without including her in the conversation.
by Chichennugg February 4, 2019
