nocturnal cat nip

when a female puts cat nip in her genitalia and lets a cat fondul with it

she just put it up there for the cat...I am always left out when my girl dos nocturnal cat nip

by Kevin....? May 16, 2008

nocturnalnation

The opposite of hibernation. Instead of eating a lot and sleeping for months, you stay awake forever.

"Dude kara is going into nocturnalnation!"

by t-dog19 May 4, 2009

Nocturnal Flinching

When someone is sleeping and they have a dream or thought of themselves getting hurt or falling, and their body physically reacts, and causes them to jerk or flinch rather spasmodically.

Guy: What the fuck tracy, you kicked me in the balls last night in bed???

Tracy: sorry, i had a bad dream and probably got a nocturnal flinching.

Guy: go fuck yourself, we're done.

by yuriogy1 December 5, 2009

Nocturnal Admission

A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.

"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."

by danjdber January 17, 2010

hominus nocturnus

The blood sucking night breed.
See: vampire

You will never be rid of the hominus nocturnus. Daylight is your only shelter.

by Ice Cold Anarchy January 17, 2006

nocturnal burst

A large amount of energy you get during the night. It keeps you awake no matter how tired you are!

I am so tired, because I had some crazy nocturnal burst last night.

by Shnone November 22, 2011

Nocturnal Emission

The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

by La Nerdette October 30, 2010