1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.
Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!
by Lukus McTaggert December 9, 2008
Get the take offencemug. The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.
"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."
by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015
Get the Offence-Tantrummug. by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017
Get the first time offencemug. Any action, behaviour, or level of stupidity so f**king annoying that it warrants getting your lights punched out.
We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.
It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.
We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.
It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.
Jacob always Leaves the gym equipment drenched in sweat without wiping it down and doesn’t re rack his weights
Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!
Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!
by DeckableOffences November 16, 2024
Get the Deckable Offencemug. To claim you are offended by something someone else says, no matter how insignificant or small it is, in order to play the martyr and gain the support of others even if you are in the wrong.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.
Don't try to use an offence plea here buddy!
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.
by Gaijin Dad April 20, 2018
Get the Offence Pleamug. by c.a.l.m.down.larry November 2, 2015
Get the no offencemug. Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
by Old Phardt July 25, 2023
Get the Take offencemug.