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Walk of Dignity

Similar to Curb Shame. The manner in which a true man walks across a road whilst cars are approaching him. Whilst a lesser mortal would quicken his pace, thus removing all claims to valour and honour, the true man undertakes the Walk of Dignity and continues to stride across the road with purpose and direction. Often performed by Alpha Males or deities.
"Yo Deez, you see tha' whitey cross the road? He rockin' that Walk of Dignity like a mother******!"
by PB Rascal September 8, 2011
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Dignity Ditch

The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.
" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"
by Joshua Gibson November 29, 2007
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text away your dignity

1.) a term used when one desperately desires the physical company of another (regardless of whether or not such an act is be prohibited by the existence of long distance boyfriend/girlfriend) and tries to achieve this through texting
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity
hungover girl: "ugh look what i texted to deleted boy last night! and he never texted anything back?! oh god i'm going to have to hide from him forever"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"
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Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.
The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
by UrbanDUser06 December 20, 2018
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no dignity

When someone does something against the law or what would go against the morals of most common sense that humans possess.
Sarah: Did you hear? John has been caught stealing!
Kate: Oh really? He has NO DIGNITY.
by Blademan June 27, 2017
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Dignity

(1) A small wooden boat.
(2) Something lost between the Tiki Bar & the pool deck.
My dignity has not been found since being in Andros, and likely never will be.
by twinks98 June 25, 2021
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Dignity Eagle

A Dignity Eagle is a unhoused from Pennsylvania who wears Eagles merchandise. Dignity Eagles are typically mentally challenged, suffer from substance abuse and are often fresh out of prison on parole. You will often see Dignity Eagles strolling aimlessly along South Street in downtown Philadelphia talking loudly to themselves. Dignity Eagles are extremely dangerous and should be avoided.
I was visiting Philadelphia for the first time and I was robbed by a Dignity Eagle with a knife on South Street.
by FickleParsnip January 1, 2024
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