nambla

North American Marion Brando Look Alikes
- not be confussed with the fucked up child lovers

NAMBLA...oh you mean the other Nambla...those fuckers took our name

by historix January 22, 2005

NAMBLA

A f**kin group of pedophile men that like having sex with virgin prepubescent boys for sexual pleasure and so the young boys grow up queer just like them. Those faggots actually have the nerve to claim that they have "civil rights" and their mission is to molest boys is protected by the US constitution. It is most unbelievable that the UCLA sometime actually agrees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank G*d for Bill O'Rielly.

If any pervert from or not from NAMBLA ever even touches my son, well, it would be a case that never made it to court. Please send me mail and goodies to my jail cell if it ever happens! Just remember, I don't like fruit cake. EOM

by DAPOK = Dads against perversion of kids September 17, 2006

NAMBLA

North American Man-Boy Love Association- an association created by men who desire to have legal relationships with children. Popularized by The Daily Show, when it is often used as an acroynm for organizations that they cite on the show for comedic effect.

"The AARP...otherwise known as Nambla" - Jon Stewart

At a National Party Convention:
"National Convention Goer: What organization do you belong to?
Stephen Colbert: I belong to Nambla
National Convention Goer: Well you have fun with that"

by Joezd July 28, 2006

Nabla

Nabla ∇ is a mathematical symbol, often used in vector calculus, that gets recognition because it looks cool (upside down triangle), also referred to as 'Del'. It will never be better than delta ∆. Since it is in mathematics, this symbol may be traumatising to certain calculus students.

Tony recently changed his mind about Nabla, he thinks it is so much better than Delta.

by kelpp May 31, 2023

NAMBLA

North American Marlin Brando Look ALikes- A group where people who look like Marlin Brando have meetings over how to get the rights of Nambla.com

"We need to get Nambla.com so those sick bastards don't give us a bad rep."

by Tyler June 19, 2004

Noblax disease

When one tends to seek out friendships or sexual relations with anyone except African Americans (hence "no blacks") while often claiming to not be racist. Commonly infects (but is not exclusive to) Caucasian gay males in the southern United States and is often reworded as a "preference" to avoid being labeled as a racist.

Symptoms include: frequent usage of phrases on social networks and internet dating profiles like "No blacks!", "White or latino only", "White only", "Not into black", "Sorry, not racist, just a preference", "No black guys", "Let's keep it white", "Not interested in black", and more colorful or exotic variants to lessen the blow, such as "Not into chocolate cake".

I hate adam4adam; it's like, every other profile you click on, the dude either has HIV or Noblax disease.

by a4adude February 23, 2012

NAMBLA

1. The North American Man-Boy Love Association

2. The North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

Bob: I'm thinking of joining nambla
Jim: I didn't know you were a pedophiliac
Bob: Nope, i just got the enormous cheeks and receeding hair line
Bob: I see.

by KWERTY December 22, 2004