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shit ninja

Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there.

It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.
Joe: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)

Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)
by Duo47 March 2, 2009
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Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Sex Party (NSP) is a band created by Danny Sexbang (Leigh Daniel Avidan) and Ninja Brian (Brian Wecht). They make music that usually involves Danny attempting to hit on women, but ultimately failing. While Danny's character is a self-centered douchebag, he is very nice in person. Brian's character is a murderous Ninja, but in real life he is a theoretical physicist.

Ninja Sex Party is also a part of another band called "Starbomb". Starbomb includes Danny, Brian, and Egoraptor. Starbomb's premise is to make songs about video game characters being put into adult situations.
by Arin's Chins June 25, 2014
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Ninjago

The best LEGO franchise in existence, with a successful 15-wave-long LEGO set line and an equally successful 13-season-long TV show. The stars of the show? A team of ninjas with Avatar-like powers. Kai can bend fire, Cole can control earth, Jay can summon lightning, Zane can create ice, Nya can harness water and Lloyd can use energy, the most powerful element in existence. Led by Master Wu, they face many threats such as Lloyd’s evil father (who is also Wu’s brother), skeletons, snake people, stone warriors, The Overlord, Nindroids, a power stealing maniac, ghosts, sky pirates, an evil genie, time travelers, Lloyd’s evil princess girlfriend, dragon hunters, Oni demons, fire snakes, ice warriors, a cursed video game and most recently, an evil sorcerer
Ninjago is the best!
by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020
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Ninja Kiss

A Ninja Kiss (NK) can only preformed by the quick of lips. A perfectly executed NK will be completely without warning, and usualy leaves the kissee breathless, confused, and horny. This is why ninjas always get the girl in the end.
As Rainbow turned the corner, she was surprised with a ninja kiss. SCOOOOOOOOORE!
by Lord Caedus April 10, 2009
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ninja beer

A quick beer. Typically used around 5-6 PM amongst colleagues. People suggesting or agreeing to go for a ninja beer usually have the mutual understanding that one quick beer could lead to many.
John: "Hey guys, let's go for a ninja beer?"
Susan: "I actually have work to do when I get home. Well.. F*ck it; Let's go for a quick one"
by PinkBunny1990 July 30, 2016
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Rimjob Ninja

A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.
After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.
by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010
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bike ninja

Someone who is riding their bicycle in dark/low visibility conditions, without a headlight or taillight. So-called because they are invisible, like a ninja.

The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
I wasn't expecting to be out this late, so I didn't have my lights with me, and I was a bike ninja for the ride home.

When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
by aprilstarchild May 23, 2008
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