A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.
After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.
by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010
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The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
I wasn't expecting to be out this late, so I didn't have my lights with me, and I was a bike ninja for the ride home.
When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
by aprilstarchild May 23, 2008
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by Ninjago4ever March 2, 2015
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Sorry dude, I'll hang out with you guys tomorrow night, I got loads of homework to do.
*Later*
Hey DarkMagus, ready to slay those Giant Solifuges?
Yeh, I almost couldn't come but luckily I maganged to get out of it, I'm a Ninja Geek
*Later*
Hey DarkMagus, ready to slay those Giant Solifuges?
Yeh, I almost couldn't come but luckily I maganged to get out of it, I'm a Ninja Geek
by changer January 29, 2006
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intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
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by Alabama Nibba July 5, 2019
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(a guy thing... i hope)
(a guy thing... i hope)
"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"
by Pete Lee September 10, 2006
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