Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .

Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?

by Joboy232 October 18, 2015

Poof Ninja

A Poof Ninja is another term for stupid looking female that jus woke up, and is extremely pissed off at the world. She has ninja abilities cause she is a karate master, and knows many major pressure points on the human body. The "poof" is for the marshmallow "poofness" her face looks like after having 3 hrs sleep cause of all the wild sex from the previous night.

Evan: Hey that chick sure looks like a poof ninja.

Ran: Hey poof ninja, wanna go get a facelift to fix ur face.

Arash: I love my poof ninja soooo much. vai

by Antal101 December 21, 2009

Poopstick Ninja

A stealthy gay man. A man that perfers his penis in another mans butt rather than a vagina. Poopstick can also be used in replace of "gay" when something sucks or is unfair.

(John tends to go to the poopstick ninja bars a lot and says that he is just going because his friends want to. I am beginning to wonder about his sexual preference.)

(This job is poopstick! I want a different one.)

(Aw..poopstick, I burnt my toast.)

by pittwoman February 11, 2010

Poof Ninja

A 'poof ninja' is the most extremely radical creature in all the galaxy. It can poof from one place to another and sneak up behind you. This usually leads to slicing your throat open and screaming poof!

Elissa: Dakota is a poof Ninja!
Vikki: So I've heard!
Dakota: *Poofs* *Slices Vikki's throat open* POOOOOOOOOF!!!!!

by Myoki December 25, 2008

Pooh Ninja

A person that drops a turd bomb in the bathroom and leaves just before you enter.

I went to use the secret bathroom on the 3rd floor only to find that the damn "Pooh Ninja" had struck again.

by PoohNinja June 3, 2010

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023