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Nicaraguan Snowstorm

1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejaculate through the front of the fan and into the face of the receiving partner, covering their face and possibly blinding them momentarily.

A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.
The Nicaraguan Snowstorm is my favorite sexual act next to the Panamanian Petting Zoo and Kentucky Klondike Bar.
by Patrick and Trevor January 8, 2008
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nicaraguan picnic

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.
Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.
by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014
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nicaraguan boomerang

The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
That was one hot nicaraguan boomerang on PH, The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
by Fapmaster69 May 14, 2015
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Nicara

A lovely and Intelligent girl who can't walk it likes she talks it she is loved by everyone but can be bossy. She is one of the most amazing and beautiful woman you will probably have to meet in your life time. she cares about others who are close to her. If Nicara talks to you count yourself lucky to have her in your life. She is the best person to have as your cousin and sister. Never make her your enemy because she will hate you as much as she loves herself.
Susan:I can't believe Nicara is my best friend

Renee:well your lucky she hates me now... I called her STUPID

Susan:your in big trouble
by Carryy2.0 May 23, 2018
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Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.
Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?
by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014
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Go back to Nicaragua

Something to say when one says something stupid, racist or ignorant.
Guy 1: Don't Canadians live in igloos?
Guy 2: Go back to Nicaragua
by aznkid1 December 28, 2011
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Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.
That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!
by onecb December 27, 2007
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