nicurto

WEIRDER THAN ALL THE WIERD PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
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weirder than a pair of leiderhosen doing the hokeypokey on a tuesday game show watched by brain damaged hamsters sitting in toasters!!

look its a flying tuna caseral heading straight towards the pentegon!!! take out last weeks toe nail clippings and smother them on a purple waffle before they kill us all!!!

by nicurto November 13, 2003

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nicaraguan picnic

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.

Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

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nicaraguan boomerang

The load exchange between two homosexual black men.

That was one hot nicaraguan boomerang on PH, The load exchange between two homosexual black men.

by Fapmaster69 May 14, 2015

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A lovely and Intelligent girl who can't walk it likes she talks it she is loved by everyone but can be bossy. She is one of the most amazing and beautiful woman you will probably have to meet in your life time. she cares about others who are close to her. If Nicara talks to you count yourself lucky to have her in your life. She is the best person to have as your cousin and sister. Never make her your enemy because she will hate you as much as she loves herself.

Susan:I can't believe Nicara is my best friend

Renee:well your lucky she hates me now... I called her STUPID

Susan:your in big trouble

by Carryy2.0 May 23, 2018

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Nicastro Methodology Consideration

* The Nicastro Methodology (named for a small town in the province of Catanzaro, in the Calabria region of southern Italy) is the methodology whereby one does not read any of the descriptions/instructions in the email itself, but forges right ahead into whatever action is required (in this case going to the link). It is usually followed by follow-up texts to the author asking 3 to 4 questions - all of which are answered in the original e-mail. Consideration is given to this methodology by acknowledging that it is going to happen anyway and posting the link first and foremost in the email. The virtue of reading this far is indicative that you do not subscribe to this methodology.

I used the Nicastro Methodology Consideration and put the link right in the first line of my email.

by Moose25 January 14, 2022

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Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.

Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?

by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014

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