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Nematodirus helvetianus

A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.
Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?

Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.
by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015
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Neymar

A Neymar is a land dolphin. It can be seen in its natural habitat diving in the 18 yard box, trying to draw a penalty for Messi.
Neymar is such a dolphin im surprised he does not live in a pool.
by Ronaldo Ubhi June 14, 2014
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get the medic over here his ankles are broken

neymar pls dont break my ankles
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nematode

1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.

2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).
That guy is such a nematode!

We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.

Roundworms are nematodes
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Neymar

when your child has a tantrum in front of all your guests. Being a crybaby. Acting out in public and blowing it out of proportion
The child cried for hours acting like a real Neymar. When his scrape wasn’t even a big deal
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Neymar

Neymar is an effective and safe way to fall.
As the pickup truck came to a slow stop, he jumped out and Neymared.
by The Original Korra July 8, 2018
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Nematode

A person who fucks his/her uncle on the regular.
Look at ole Jimmy and his Uncle Johnson over there. Everyone knows Jimmy is a total nematode.
by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018
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