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1. Any of three males belonging to the Neaton family.

2. A composite of characteristics of an individual who preys on younger girls, particularly ones vulnerable due to low self-esteem.

3. A particularly hairy metrosexual.

4. A diabetic faggot.

5. A male carrying one or more STDs, namely AIDS due to promiscuous sexual activity.
1. Look, its the Neatons.

2. Dude, that thirty-year-old creep hitting on your thirteen-year-old sister is such a Neaton.

3. That guy in the locker room with the pink spandex and chest-fro is a real Neaton.

4. No insulin for you, you gay-ass Neaton.

5. You shouldn't have slept with the Hilton sisters, now you're a Neaton.
Neaton by FreddyFish1 February 24, 2005
being an overall cutiepie. someone you want to fuck and cuddle; twink
"aww his cheeks are so neotenous. neoteny is my fetish"
neoteny by fuckmeandcallmebilly October 28, 2013
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To a nextent 

something that relates to the thing said after it. originated from a typo, then go used more and more.
Guy: Well, i like em big...
Girl: We're talking about scisors - is that relevant?
Guy: To a nextent. The bigger they are, the better they cut!
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neatenize 

To place order on things…to straighten up. Been using this word since high school…pre 1969. The act of straightening up.
I want to neatenize this room.
neatenize by Cartouche May 19, 2022

neatenize 

To straighten up, to organize, the act of straightening up.
To neatenize the room
neatenize by Cartouche May 19, 2022

neating off 

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
neating off by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009