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1. Any of three males belonging to the Neaton family.

2. A composite of characteristics of an individual who preys on younger girls, particularly ones vulnerable due to low self-esteem.

3. A particularly hairy metrosexual.

4. A diabetic faggot.

5. A male carrying one or more STDs, namely AIDS due to promiscuous sexual activity.
1. Look, its the Neatons.

2. Dude, that thirty-year-old creep hitting on your thirteen-year-old sister is such a Neaton.

3. That guy in the locker room with the pink spandex and chest-fro is a real Neaton.

4. No insulin for you, you gay-ass Neaton.

5. You shouldn't have slept with the Hilton sisters, now you're a Neaton.
Neaton by FreddyFish1 February 24, 2005

Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Juice Newton 

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".
Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.
Juice Newton by Nomen Nescio June 4, 2007

joey newton 

joey newton is a big gaye fagit
joey newton by big cock rick December 18, 2018

Newton Abbot 

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it
Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!
Newton Abbot by S.17 December 2, 2011

ham newton

To indulge in an activity to the highest degree.
Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!
ham newton by Auto February 23, 2019

Neato Mosquito 

1. Used to express approval or agreement.

2. A phrase used in substitution of “Sounds good” or “Okie dokie”
Me: No work?
Friend: I have time to play a quick game, if anything I’ll have you kick me.
Me: Sounds Neato Mosquito.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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