nastaran

that one time she thought it was a good idea to get bangs lmao

nastaran: "oh wow life is awesome, maybe i should get BANGS"

by Mr. Pringlz October 22, 2019

Nastalgic

A play on words- similar to the word "nostalgic", only used in a negative sense to recall an event that traumatized you.

Every time I hear The Jonas Brothers, I get a little nastalgic because my ex-girlfriend broke up with me because I called Joe Jonas gay after seeing him dance the "Single Ladies" dance on Youtube. The Joehoez get me again. Blast!

by H*ck Yeah June 26, 2009

Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.

Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008

Nastassja

A girl that has an amazing talent in sports, really anything she does. She's companionate. She makes a mess of many things, but over all she's lovely. She's a gymnast, if she's not, she should be. You know what that means; she's flexible and has a nice butt. She'll love you, no matter what. She can easily break you though, be careful. She loves kids and kittens.

1.Dude, look at that booty!

2.Yeah, man, I know that's Nastassja.

by Jazzlyn. August 30, 2013

nastigram

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me

I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.

by chuck price May 24, 2006

nastasija

Someone who is not beautiful but beyond it! Whose eyes will sparkle. Who is very different than what she seems but she is amazing! A caring and loving person! Who doesn't know what she wants but when it hits her she will know what she wants! She will have the best body in the world but she won't think so!

That girl in the water is a nastasija! ; you will never beat a Nastasija! ; sally: I wish I was Nastasija

by Gregory Ggnau November 9, 2011

Nastazia

Nastazia is one of the most beautiful names mainly found in countries such as Poland and Russia. Nastazia is a very pretty girl with perfect imperfections. She is a very confident girl and fun to be around.She can be very crazy at times which is why people lover her. Nastazia has a great sense of humour. She has a unique laugh and beautiful teeth. She is misunderstood by many people but those who are her friend are very lucky to have her. :)

Nastazia is my best friend.

by Best.bixch January 19, 2019