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nathan

The most crazy guy ever! He will love u one day and swear he never knew u the next. Then he will obsess over u when you’ve moved on and he can’t!
Girl 1: wow is that a nathan?
Girl 2: yes but stay clear, he’s still “in love” with his ex
by grapefruitlove58 December 28, 2019
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nathan

any occurance of being a "bitch" in virtually any form of competition.
No, i won't play super smash bros. with you, because you always pull a nathan!
by brown town September 9, 2012
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nathan

nathan has F in math
by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020
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nathan

a total boomer whose humour consists of shitty reddit memes, and he probably laughs at those minion memes too
nathan is a dumb dumb
by toemuncher November 11, 2019
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nathan

damn nathan is cute
by сукаблять69 October 12, 2018
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nathan

Sweet, caring, loving, kind, funny, and overall the nicest person you could me you are lucky if your to be friends with a nathan because they will surprise you in every way.
by natethan February 24, 2018
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nathan

Nathan, Nathan... You are an insensitive dick head. I shared everything with you, including my virginity... I've never told anyone this, but I fell in love with you. BIGGEST mistake of my life. I said no, but you still managed to get your wicked way with me! I hate you. I put all my respect in the palm of your hand and you scrunched it up in one of your tantrums. Yeaaah... You have a big dick. And yeah your attractive, but you don't half know it. Your a man whore! A self centred dick head that only ever wants sex, if you don't get your own way you take a fit like a little boy. You think your all grown up with your rugby friends... GUESS WHAT DICK HEAD! I got myself checked out cause only god knows where you've been.
Girl 1: oh my god, I slept with this guy last night...
Girl 2: it wasn't a nathan was it?
Girl 1: yeahh, what do I do?
Girl 2: get yourself screened!
Girl 1: yeaah I have an appointment tomorrow!

NEVER fuck a nathan... He's a dick! He will give you a disease and then will fuck off and leave you...
by full of regrets. September 11, 2011
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