norkett

A Norkett is a person that is said to of slept with large members in the opposite sex and has worked in places such as Pizza Hut, Burger king and other varias fast food outlets.

"Oh my God That boy is so fat he could be a Norkett"

"That girl looks like she goes for Norkets"

by Billy John Davies August 29, 2008

Narked

1) when diving to depth, upon rising to fast you may develop a condition called nitrogen narcosis, where nitrogen has expanded faster then it can be removed from the blood, in mild form this causes a feeling that divers describe as being "narked"
2) to grass someone up
3)past tense of narking

1) The wrecks only 60m I could do that on air! but Id be so narked byt he end of it I probably wouldnt remember much.
2) Shit tht mofo narked on me.
3) I was narked for smokin tht blunt.

by nachodude December 27, 2005

NORKETT

A hampshire term for an older person with homosexual tendencies living in the country, usually to be seen driving a Range Rover dressed in the country style

That mincer looks like a bit of a Norkett

by Colin Trollope September 26, 2003

narkette

a female medical student who pipes up far too often in lectures and often scolds others.

"How was your lecture, Phillip?"
"Awful - I was sat next to a narkette and couldn't hear myself think"

by narkhunter2000 December 9, 2019

narkell

to be of nark

dude, im from nark-town, does that make me a narkell?

by neil-dizzy March 5, 2009

Narkey

A drug made from a large leafy plant with a thick succulent stem that is only found in the eastern United States. It is a hallucinogen that induces a state in the affected person that causes them to perceive every living organism in the vicinity as a creature that can only be described as a mixture between a narwhal and a monkey. It also causes the users eyes and blood to turn green over extended use.

Tom did narkey for years. Now he's gone insane!

by RubyRed098 August 19, 2016

narkelepsy

The epileptic like siesure associated with the beatings one gets for ratting out your friends

Johnny developed narkelepsy after he was beaten half to death after his friends found out he sold them out to the feds

by Akron Shaggy May 20, 2021