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A drug made from a large leafy plant with a thick succulent stem that is only found in the eastern United States. It is a hallucinogen that induces a state in the affected person that causes them to perceive every living organism in the vicinity as a creature that can only be described as a mixture between a narwhal and a monkey. It also causes the users eyes and blood to turn green over extended use.

Tom did narkey for years. Now he's gone insane!

Narkey by RubyRed098 August 19, 2016

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narker

A person who habitually talks about themselves and never asks about the other person's life in conversations. This same individual could have other narcissistic tendencies that continually inflate their ego.

I just had dinner with a co-worker who bogarted the conversation for an entire two hours...she was a total narker!

narker by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

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nakey

the act of being naked

I'm nakey, You're nakey, He/Shes nakey

*INSERT SCREEN NAME HERE*: i think everyone says nakey. i love it
*INSERT SCREEN NAME HERE*: its like part of the english language

nakey by biberr June 23, 2004

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Narleyesco

This word is used to describe a person who is awesome. Instead of using generic words to describe something that is interesting, you may now use Narleyesco which is superior to all other words. If a person or person(s) uses the word Narleyesco then they are having or seeing something that is unbelievable or insane. This word signifies something grand and spectacular.

Charlie Sheen is Narleyesco.

Narleyesco by DavyFlo April 8, 2011

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nakey

Chilling without any clothes on. Being able to live freely wihout clothes and the pressure of others to put some on. Having the confidence and deisre to show off your body no matter its shape or size. Living life the the fullest.

"I want to run nakey through the streets."

"Was she nakey?"

nakey by kaysheffy March 2, 2012

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nakey bastard

a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.

person 1: "I'm going to visit Reyna in her room"
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."

nakey bastard by daniellisa March 27, 2010

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narkelsnorchboleborf

narkelsnorchboleborf is a purple substance similar to custard that can be absorbed or eaten.

Guy 1: Hey man pass the narkelsnorchboleborf

Guy 2: I gotchu fam

narkelsnorchboleborf by Xohn marklesmiffburg III January 11, 2019

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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