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Narkey

A drug made from a large leafy plant with a thick succulent stem that is only found in the eastern United States. It is a hallucinogen that induces a state in the affected person that causes them to perceive every living organism in the vicinity as a creature that can only be described as a mixture between a narwhal and a monkey. It also causes the users eyes and blood to turn green over extended use.

Tom did narkey for years. Now he's gone insane!

by RubyRed098 August 19, 2016