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myspace angles

Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.

This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.
Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.

Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?

Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.

Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!
by Benjah February 16, 2006
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myspace ninja

one who turns off the "online now" logo but constantly post blogs, comments , bulletins and so on but you never know if you will get a reply due to the absence of the logo
Erik:Dude why do i always get things from Lucas but everytime i go to reply hes not on. then later he gets mad at me for a no reply
Zach: because hes a myspace ninja, you never know when you will get a shuriken like comment to the picture o_0
by Erik The Mexi May 13, 2008
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Myspace Quitter

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.
Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.
by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006
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Myspace Personality

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.
Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.
by drix August 23, 2006
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myspace-stupid

People who have their myspace filled with surveys, glitter texts, and oversized pictures to where it takes hours to load, and the scrollbar is huge.
You're so myspace-stupid, I can't comment you because I can never find your button.
by tuffx April 4, 2007
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Myspace Loser

A person whose social life exists only on Myspace. They will log onto the site many times a day looking to give or receive "Friend Invites," or to leave or read comments by their "friends."
"We where dating, but I guess she couldn't fit me between her frequent visits to Myspace. Her own brother told me she was a Myspace Loser."
by ThomasM April 11, 2008
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Myspace Comment Tennis

When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.

Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.
Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.
by lurksteroni May 21, 2007
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