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Malaysian Airlines is the worst airline of 2014 thus far. It is a very convenient way of suicide. You either go missing in the ocean searching for Atlantis or your target practice for Putin's thugs armed with surface to air missiles in Ukraine. Either way your body won't be found. #Sumtingwong #holyfuk
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Malaysia 

I wanna be like Malaysia
Malaysia by Mykasia November 20, 2018

malaysia 

Malaysia is the country for malays only, though all races are there. Malay government building up more goverment institutions to feed malays because this malay youth is so fucking dumb they can't find a fair way to feed themselves.
If you go to any government office, malay men and women cut silly jokes to each other instead of paying attention to their work. Infact they are not capable doing any kinda work, may be because they are genetically dork. One more thing, they are being very proud to be muslims, though a father fucks his on daughter. They are big time liar and not trustworthy. Never go there.
I went there last year and went to immigration department to process my professional visa. I found all malay there who were wardering around in offices like a fucking dumb robat instead of helping their customers. And they expect all foreigners to speak their fucking Bahasa Malayu. They can't understand a single word of english, even though their government always do "visit malaysia" thingy, they should propmot English first, like singapore did.
malaysia by HDAVID June 13, 2007

Malaysia 

from malaysia. punya malaysia. malaysia punya. it's malaysian.

noun.
classic joke originated from Malaysian troll that always used to claim anything viral globally that originally originated from Indonesia.
"famous ppl use viral indonesian catchphrase on social platforms"
e.g. om telolet om or masuk pak eko

and certainly you will find malaysian troll replying on tweet or commenting on ig and says:

om telolet om malaysia punya
masuk pak eko from malaysia
Malaysia by Upin & Ipin August 30, 2018

Malaysian 

People from Malaysia, or with ancestors from Malaysia. People who know how to make some awesome stir-fried noodles. The guys are studs and the girls are attractive and smart.
Whoa, you're Malaysian? Awesome!
Malaysian by San José March 30, 2008

Malaysian Plinko 

A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.

also see Detroit Sidecar
Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!
Malaysian Plinko by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013

malaysian chinese 

Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as simple as that.

*p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)
Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!