totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.

Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!

totes my goats by SuperBabs April 6, 2009

Toats My Goats 

This word means Totally. Its a fun rhyme and is funny to say when your saying yes to something!

Megan: Hey wanna come over tonight?

Stacy: Toats My Goats! Can't wait(:
Megan: Obamaz My LLamaz! See you then.

Toats My Goats by youknowyouloveme123 March 18, 2011

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard 

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard by boburt March 29, 2004

toast my goats 

1. if something amazing or outstanding happens this phrase can be used

2.if you are mad it can be used in the place of kiss my but

1. well Just toast my goats that was an outstanding throw!

2. Well you can just toast my goats because im out of here!

toast my goats by goattoaster January 16, 2011

totes my goates 

To say you completly understand what the other person is saying

As in yea i got you bro
Just way more understanding than normally

Hey are you coming to the party

Totes my goates

totes my goates by Joshy27 May 21, 2014

scrotes my goats 

To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.

R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.

scrotes my goats by TitanD May 4, 2010

Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

Feeling My Goats by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024