Not My House

A game you can play at a party at someone else's where following every thing bellonging to that person you say "Not in my house."

1. "SMASH...'Not My House!"
2. The other day there was a kickback at sarah's house so I played a little game of Not In My House

by The 4th Horseman August 8, 2008

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Oh My House

House, MD fans often say this to express excitement, fear, panic, etc.

Used the same way "Oh My God" is used.

Fan #1: "Hugh Laurie was on Ellen today talking about House, MD. Ellen gave him a guitar."

Fan #2: "Oh My House! That's awesome!"

by Kat-chan July 29, 2008

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When you are triumphant over a friend or foe. And continue to win, this one collection of quotes from NBA player, Dikembe Mutombo's Geico commercial will be the ultimate taunt. Simply say

"Not in my house"

"Not today ho ho ho"

"No no no"

And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.

Child: *Attempts to throw cereal box into shopping cart*

Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house

*Flees the scene*

by Datassafras November 18, 2019

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USPS Crashed Into My House

The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK USPS CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.

by DampBongo March 24, 2021