I found some cats outside my house

Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis

Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*

by peenster65 October 17, 2021

I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga October 31, 2008

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

My neighbor’s house is on fire

Code phrase for gay sex.

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

by Baduke February 5, 2021

Live With My Mamma House

Somebody who's too old to still live at home

I'm 30 and I still live with my mamma house

by Big Paco February 20, 2011

Right in my wheel house

This phrase is created by a man none other than Mr. Mac. It has a similar meaning to when a pitch in baseball is so perfect you knock it out of the park. It can take on many meanings but it is most commonly used to describe a situation or a good looking girl.

It can also go by it's abbreviated use or rimwh, or rimfwh for added effect. Use your imagination on the F.

That Pia from American Idol is right in my wheel house.

by Lil'Timmy from Mr. Mac's Class April 17, 2011

You stole my goddamn house!

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.

Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

by CPJacott December 17, 2020