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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
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Montgomery Muzzleloader

The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
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Idaho muzzleloader

When you take a freshly chewed dip of Copenhagen mint long cut and put in in another males anus. Then use your penis as a ram rod to shove it in.
Charles spit his dip into Dan's ass and whipped out his penis with the quickness. Dan was officially Idaho muzzleloader.
by 2pesk July 26, 2022
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