Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006

Muppet

A right useless fuckwit.

Fuck off Tony Abbott, you muppet

by touchmywang October 28, 2014

Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

by stillrecovering August 28, 2018

Face-Muppet

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.

If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.

by Rob Righter September 9, 2008

Muppet Arms

Typically a person that tries to throw an object but is so weak in thier arms and upper body that said object fails to make any reasonable distance causing ammusement to everyone witnessing it.

1. I first came across this term in the Australian Army, when the instructors would criticize the females practicing grenade throwing who could barely throw the grenade five meters.

2. The (cricket, baseball etc) coach yelled "muppet arms" at the top of his voice every time a player failed by throwing with pathetic force.

by MuppetKing November 11, 2009

Muppling

A smaller, weaker, younger type of muppet- a term often used when refering to someone that has irritated you in a social context

Dave: "Hey John, what we doing tonight?"
John: "Hey wassup you Muppling, not quite sure yet ay."

Tom:" Ah come on man, you gotta come out with us tonight, dont be a muppling!"

by Lvan046 January 14, 2010

Mupdank

A phrase you use when an individual is being boring or could be annoying. Or even just a funny term we call our friends.

e.g When you ask your friends to come out with you and they say no. You would then display them as a Mupdank or if you are getting some what annoyed at them

by OllieTroll December 28, 2021