micsexual

Sexually attracted to microphones and mic stands

That guys micsexual

by Grape Gonnelli October 12, 2019

mugsexual

someone who is sexually attracted to a coffee mug (Abdullah Shoaib 12D)

i am a mugsexual

by DictionaryOfWeirdAssShit September 22, 2021

Mehsexual

A person who does not derive identity from their sexuality and does not have any particular sexual orientation.

Being up for anything but wanting nothing in particular, she was best described as mehsexual.

by Ochir October 21, 2017

melsexual

Straight. But gay for Melanie Martinez.

oh wow after seeing melanie martinez. i’m now melsexual.

by sevxnnah March 21, 2020

mggsexual

a person who is only attracted to matthew gray gubler and will never love anyone else more than they love matthew

p1: guys i’m coming out as mggsexual!

p2: what’s that mean?
p1: i’m only attracted to matthew gray gubler

by ryleigh gray gubler December 31, 2020

Punsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to someone who makes the strongest or worst puns

"Why do you like him?" "I'm punsexual"

by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018

Unsexual

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.

Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"

by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007