multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking

by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

Multitrashing

When you try to multitask and everything ends up going to crap.

I was cooking dinner, chatting with friends and texting. I ended up burning dinner, missing all the good stuff in the chat room and missing texts, basically multitrashing everything
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by Delta Dinah June 2, 2012

multiflasking

when a person mixes drinks that don't belong together because he's trying to start a fad

person 1: vodka tastes great with soy milk
person 2: stop multiflasking, that's disgusting

by dan trainor March 22, 2007

multitalk

When a really dumb person mumbles and tries to speak while eating. Food spews outs while this occurs, and they don't realize that they are spewing everywhere. Trying to do achieve multiple parts of speech at once, without making any sense.

Laura has a tendency to multitalk when she is confused.

by immadi August 7, 2009

iPad multitasking

buying more than one iPad to multitask because one machine can't do anything on it's own

Hah! My riches can afford iPad multitasking whilst your $2xx netbook defeats my $1200 in hardware!

by O Rly Appl? April 9, 2010

Multitaskoprocrastinate

To procrastinate on multiple activities simultaneously.

"He managed to be to lazy do do his homework, the dishes, and his reading. All he did all day was Multitaskoprocrastinate."

by SilverSpeed February 11, 2009

multitasking

1)Surfing the internet while carrying on an instant message conversaation.
2)Carrying on multiple instant message converations at the same time. Beware of typing something relevant to the wrong conversation.

1)While I chatted with my girlfriend on AIM, I looked up multitasking on Urban Dictionary.
2) person: ...and then my brother was eaten alive by emus.
Me: Yeah, dude, that's hilarious!
person: What the hell!? How is that funny, you sick f***!?
Me: Sorry, I was multitasking. A guy in another AIM conversation told me a joke.

by TubaGuitarMan February 14, 2007