Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.

Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

by The Belk May 14, 2008

Suck ass mule

A person who sucks at any given activety.

"Ricky blows at Xbox.""I know, what a suck ass mule."

by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003

Steel Mule

The act of having a cock that feels like steel and will work as hard as a mule

boy that thang just like a like a like a steel mule boy

by Rasheed Reynolds November 29, 2009

Sewer Mule

1. an extremely unattractive female. 2. a female that is considered undesirable.

"This place is full of sewer mules! Where are all the hot women at?"

"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"

by ValleyMadness.com September 11, 2006

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022

see a man about a mule

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

by terminator March 10, 2004

shopping mule

Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.

I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!

by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009