elise mueller

the sexiest man alive

man that elise mueller is the sexist man alive!!!!!!

by Kurapikasupremicy February 23, 2022

FADE MUELLER

When a male or female does not ride Mueller's picks as they want to maintain their net worth

Fat Frish didn't want to loose his car or money so he decided to FADE MUELLER

by shteven lush February 4, 2020

Muellered

Verb - to mess up in life, a disappointment, trouble

Dude, I just got Muellered when he gave my change back! Loaned him $150 only paid back $41, totally Muellered!

by RealOGgrandma78 December 21, 2020

Andrew Mueller

A leader among peasents, a deity upon mortals, a Mueller among civilians. Andrew Mueller is a half cyber half flesh being. He wields an ubsurdly large battle axe in battle. Andrew (Milk Man) Mueller. Crazy skater, made Tony Hawk cry. Cuts wood and starts fires on a daily. Whenever Andrew Mueller thinks of an Idea a large bomb is set off in a 100 mile radius. Andrew Mueller is the dominant primoridal beast that has been leader for the Muellers since the time of dawn. First real man to ever step foot on the moon. He is the creator of steroyeds. Andrew Mueller is a German-born, London-based fnaf enthusiast and author. He is a 10 time gold medalist winner for fastest time to skin a living hog/boar, and also regularly writes for The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, The Financial.

I feel like Andrew Mueller -ing some hogs right about now...

by TurdPoo December 18, 2021

muellered

When you get federally prosecuted by Robert Mueller and his Federal Bureau of Investigation.

George Papadopoulos got muellered.

Did you hear about Michael T. Flynn getting muellered?

by S. Jay Double You February 28, 2018

muellerate

v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.

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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2019

Mueller Religion

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.

The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers

by TurdPoo December 9, 2021