muellerate

v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.

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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.
by gnostic3 March 24, 2019
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muellerizing

Meaning to perform a process with gaps in accountability, bureaucratic fumbling, and a general lack of sense. Popularized by Nicole Wallace on her MSNBC TV show Dateline: White House when discussing the 1/6 committee.
In an effort to avoid the display of military uniforms during the insurrection the authorities ended up muellerizing the process of deploying troops to defend the congress.
by lawandco November 19, 2021
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[muellering]

Definition "Muellering" misleading, contradictory, vague or ambiguous statements meant to confuse the left wing media in an effort to continue and further the RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORY against TRUMP.
FBI Robert Mueller found Trump not guilty of "Russian Collusion" but was unclear while Muellering about "obstruction of justice."
by QUILL News May 30, 2019
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Muellering

The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.
My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.
by gshook December 01, 2023
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Mueller

Verb. Performing a task in a lazy, cowardly, half-assed manner. Typically the result of sloth, incompetence, trembling fear or approaching senile dementia.
He really muellered his final research paper and received a grade of D-.
by Big Eye in the Sky November 18, 2019
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Mueller

When having intimate sex and your penis goes flaccid for no reason.
I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. Then I proceeded to cry to my friend Salinas.
by Rafael salinas December 14, 2019
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mrs mueller

The best teacher you could ever ask for. She’s nice, funny, and she is amazing all around. She will get on ur nerves, but she’s sweet and confident
Mrs mueller just gave me the biggest hug! I love her I wish she was my teacher!
by Aaliyahvibez21 May 18, 2022
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